It’s a Sick World After All

A Letter to President Putin

Dear Vlad, I hope I’m not being too familiar, but I’m from California; and that’s just how we ‘roll.’ I want to be friends, and at this point, I’m not sure you have much of a choice.  If we can’t find a way to be friends, or at least find some common interests, we will most likely blow each other up.  I don’t know about you, but I like being in one piece and needing a light to read at night rather than my own body glow.

It might sound kooky at first, but it just might work.  I have a 100% track record of inventing things.  Put another way, I never invented anything that didn’t first work in my head as imagined.  So here’s my plan. 

Let all civilized men pledge health as the unifying virtue or goal of humanity.  This would kill just about every bird with one stone you can imagine, and probably some you can’t.  If health, personal health, not public, was the goal for the world, then war, phony environmentalism, Frankenstein science, poison masquerading as vaccines, etc., etc. would all fade away under penalty of death.

We will need a world health court staffed by expert scientists (real scientists, not Fauci) with no financial interests in the outcomes of investigations.  A new world economy would measure everything in terms of human health.  That will be the new currency.  We could call it FitCoin.  Anything that values, promotes and preserves health will be valued, and anything that doesn’t, will be devalued.  Eventually, the ‘market’ will be guided by this universal goal.

Instead of exploitation, it will nurture.  The only ‘profit’ will be that which promotes health which will then be re-invested into yet more health science. 

Biden is a senile Pedophile, you know it, and I know it, so stop fighting your brothers in Ukraine in exchange for their pledge to pursue health for everyone.  The countries who violated their citizens’ rights and bodily autonomy will need to atone for their sins and will not be allowed into our health club until their leaders and minions are punished severely.  This will extend beyond borders.  Anyone who threatens health and bodily autonomy will be an international fugitive to be hunted until they repent and are punished in proportion to their crimes. 

Mankind really has only one enemy, sickness.  Spiritual and physical sickness often go together.  I’m sure if you could X-Ray Hillary Clinton’s soul it would look something like anal cancer.  We’ve all heard different versions of the same saying ‘at least you have your health.’  Let’s make health the unifying glue that binds the human family together and throw off all that threatens it like a bucking Bronco throws a couch potato.

If you agree, I can be reached through Substack.  So let’s "beat jabs into plowshares” and organic farm our way back to a humanity worth saving.  Let Joe soil himself in his plastic diapers lined with GMO cotton when he’s not showering with kids in chlorinated water.  "What if we had a war and nobody came" because everyone was too busy tending their organic gardens?