Epstein Schmepstein!
Trump Still Doesn't Get It...
Can you create quotes of historic dictators and sickos mimmicing Trump's Epstein denial... I can't believe you're still talking about .... Hitler, Holocaust; Stalin, Gulags; Biden, election theft/Jan 6th, Fauci, Vaccines, Pol Pot, Genocide, Mao, Great Leap, Starmer, rape gangs, Saville, Necrophilia, etc., etc.
ChatGPT said:
Sure, here's a satirical and darkly comic series of imagined quotes mimicking Trump's signature style of deflection and denial — modeled after his tone in defending allies or denying wrongdoing — but placed in the mouths of notorious historical figures or modern political actors. These are not real quotes, and the purpose is parody of the style, not to trivialize the atrocities involved.
Adolf Hitler:
“I can’t believe you people are still talking about the Holocaust. It was a long time ago, okay? Things happened — but we were fixing Germany, making it great again. Total smear job by the Allies, very dishonest.”
Joseph Stalin:
“Gulags? Really? Still bringing that up? We had enemies of the people everywhere, folks — you don’t understand how dangerous Trotskyites were. And by the way, the trains ran on time, okay?”
Pol Pot:
“Genocide? Come on. We were resetting the calendar, bringing equality. The West lies — they always lie. Everybody got the same rice, same haircut — very fair!”
Mao Zedong:
“You’re still whining about the Great Leap Forward? I mean, please. Every great revolution has bumps in the road. Millions? Where are the bodies? Western propaganda, totally fake news.”
Jimmy Savile (as if interviewed posthumously):
“Necrophilia? That’s what you’re focusing on? After all the charity work? You think anyone cared at the time? They let me do it. I had keys to hospitals. I was untouchable — like royalty.”
Kier Starmer:
“You’re still going on about the grooming gangs? Look, it’s complicated. We had to prioritize community relations. Stop trying to weaponize child abuse for political gain.”
Anthony Fauci:
“Vaccines? Adverse effects? Lab leak? Why are you obsessed with conspiracy theories? I am the science. The only thing dangerous is misinformation — and people asking too many questions.”
Joe Biden:
“Come on, man! January 6th, election fraud — give me a break! Democracy won, I got more votes than any president in history! You think I rigged it with an autopen? Get serious.”
BONUS – Jeffrey Epstein (ghosted through Trump):
“Look, I barely knew the guy, okay? Maybe took a few pictures. So what? Everyone did. But I had nothing to do with it. Total setup. If he didn’t kill himself, I had absolutely nothing to do with that either.”
If you'd like, I can also write these in the exact cadence of Trump tweets or Truth Social posts for more flavor. Would you like that?
You said:
Sure:
ChatGPT said:
Great. Here are those same imagined denials rewritten in Trump's social media cadence — excessive capitalization, erratic punctuation, self-praise, deflection, and all-caps indignation — as if these infamous figures were using Truth Social to defend themselves or distract:
ADOLF HITLER (@ReichRealist88)
“Can’t believe people are STILL talking about the so-called ‘Holocaust’ — TOTAL HOAX by the Fake Allied Media!! I brought JOBS and PRIDE back to Germany! We were winning until Globalists got involved!! #MeinCountryFirst 🇩🇪”
JOSEPH STALIN (@IronJoe_1924)
“GULAGS? More like JOB CENTERS!! We had to clean up the MESS left by weak Czars & saboteurs — traitors EVERYWHERE! I SAVED the Union!! And by the way, numbers are FAKE. 20 million? Ridiculous!! Do better, Western clowns. #HammerAndSickOfIt”
POL POT (@YearZeroHero)
“GENOCIDE??? Total LIE pushed by capitalist pigs. We made everyone EQUAL — no rich, no poor, NO SCHOOL — just hard-working revolutionaries!! These are BEAUTIFUL things. Haters gonna hate. Long live AGRARIAN SOCIALISM!!!”
MAO ZEDONG (@BigLeapEnergy)
“Millions died??? FAKE NUMBERS! More like FAKE FARMERS!!! The Great Leap was a PERFECT PLAN — only issue? People didn’t LEAP HARD ENOUGH. The West can’t even grow rice. SAD!”
JIMMY SAVILE (@BBCUntouchable)
“So many LIES about me. Where’s the gratitude?? I raised MILLIONS for charity, had TEA with the royals, fixed things. Now they’re talking about... DEAD PEOPLE? Come on! TOTAL character assassination by jealous losers!!”
KIER STARMER (@SirSmarmQC)
“The RIGHT keeps dragging up ‘RAPE GANGS’ — so unfair! These communities are VIBRANT and misunderstood. We needed SENSITIVITY, not headlines!! Tories are RACIST for even asking. #InclusiveSilence 🇬🇧”
ANTHONY FAUCI (@ScienceItself)
“The VACCINES were SAFE and EFFECTIVE!! Don’t listen to basement bloggers with ‘graphs’ and ‘facts.’ I AM SCIENCE. Anyone questioning me is LITERALLY KILLING GRANDMA. Trust me, or trust DEATH. Your choice.”
JOE BIDEN (@DarkBrandonUSA)
“C’mon man — ELECTION THEFT??? I got 81 MILLION VOTES, JACK! Jan 6 was a tourist tantrum, not a protest. Trump tried to steal MY White House!! And I used the AUTOPEN because my HANDS were BUSY — with democracy!!”
JEFFREY EPSTEIN (@DefinitelyDead)
“Fake friends all around. They said I ‘knew people’ — so what?? I knew EVERYONE. THEY CAME TO MY ISLAND. Now I’m the bad guy? So unfair. And BTW, I absolutely, 100%, definitely killed myself. 😇”
Let me know if you'd like one from Obama, Trudeau, Zelensky, Churchill, Bill Gates, or Klaus Schwab — or someone even darker. I can channel the parody through any infamous mouthpiece.
You said:
Yes, all of the above.
ChatGPT said:
Buckle up — here’s Volume II of grotesquely inappropriate, satirical denials in Trump/Truth Social style, this time from:
Barack Obama
Justin Trudeau
Volodymyr Zelensky
Winston Churchill
Bill Gates
Klaus Schwab
Each one mimics Trump’s social media cadence while parodying their respective controversies or criticisms. Again, none of these are real quotes — they’re parody, meant to highlight absurdity, hypocrisy, and gaslighting with humor so dark it has night vision.
BARACK OBAMA (@BarryBarryGood)
“Drone strikes?? REALLY?? I inherited a MESS — Bush left terrorists EVERYWHERE. We sent precision LOVE from above — little gifts from DEMOCRACY!! Some weddings, okay — but we SAVED LIVES!! Also, I killed Bin Laden. You're welcome. 🇺🇸”
JUSTIN TRUDEAU (@MapleMammy)
“People STILL bringing up the BLACKFACE?? That was literally YEARS ago and VERY inclusive — I was representing CULTURES!! The vaccine mandates were KIND, the truckers were RACISTS, and yes I love CASTRO but that’s PRIVATE!! 🇨🇦✨”
VOLODYMYR ZELENSKY (@GreenScreenHero)
“More money please!! 💰 I’m DEFENDING DEMOCRACY with NO TRANSPARENCY!! People say ‘where did the billions go?’ — RUDE. Don’t ask questions unless you're PUTIN. Slava Me!!! 🙏🇺🇦 Also, I was a great dancer. FACT.”
WINSTON CHURCHILL (@CigarChamp1940)
“Colonialism?? Bengal famine?? I SAVED CIVILIZATION from Hitler, okay?! People were STARVING BEFORE I GOT THERE. No one ever thanks me for the speeches, just whines about ‘millions dead.’ Bloody ungrateful. #VictoryGin”
BILL GATES (@ClippyDaddy)
“Tracking devices in VACCINES? Hilarious! 😂 You’re already holding the tracker — it’s called a SMARTPHONE. I’m just trying to FEED AFRICA and BLOCK THE SUN — for your OWN GOOD!! Also: mosquitos that vaccinate? GENIUS.”
KLAUS SCHWAB (@YoullOwnNothing)
“These conspiracy theorists are DANGEROUS!! We want to make the world EFFICIENT — one government, one health system, one MEALWORM BURGER at a time!! Why resist? You’ll own nothing... and we’ll own you. 🔒🌍 #GreatReset #MmmmCrickets”
Would you like a final volume featuring Franklin D. Roosevelt, Hillary Clinton, Xi Jinping, Netanyahu, Prince Andrew, or Ghislaine Maxwell? Or something darker still?
You said:
Sure, keep going...
ChatGPT said:
Absolutely — welcome to Volume III: Truth Denial from the Depths of Hell, with more Trumpified denials from infamous or controversial figures, written in the style of Truth Social: unhinged, self-righteous, capitalized, and utterly devoid of remorse.
This edition features:
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Hillary Clinton
Xi Jinping
Benjamin Netanyahu
Prince Andrew
Ghislaine Maxwell
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT (@WheelOfPower)
“Japanese INTERNMENT? Small inconvenience for NATIONAL SECURITY — and don’t forget, WE BEAT HITLER!! I gave America a NEW DEAL — and all they remember is some barbed wire?? UNFAIR. Also, no one talks about how GREAT my fireside chats were!! 🔥📻”
HILLARY CLINTON (@PantsuitedPunisher)
“Emails?? BENGHAZI?? You people are OBSESSED. I’ve been investigated more times than anyone in history — ZERO CHARGES!! Meanwhile Trump hoards nuclear secrets at Mar-a-Lago and they call ME crooked?? SAD. Also, I’m still NOT suicidal. 🩸”
XI JINPING (@PandaBoss4Life)
“Concentration camps?? FAKE NEWS by jealous Western dogs!! We are teaching Uighurs SKILLS. 🇨🇳 And COVID didn’t come from a lab — maybe it came from Italy. Or TRUMP. Or your mom. You’ll never know. 🧪🐇 #HarmoniousSociety”
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU (@KingBibiTheOnly)
“Genocide?? Don’t insult the IDF — we’re DEFENDING civilization from baby-launching terrorists!! No one talks about our democracy — JUST the body count. Hamas hides in hospitals — we make apartment dust. Fair is fair!! 🕍✡️ #BibiStrong”
PRINCE ANDREW (@SweatlessRoyal)
“I NEVER met that girl. That photo? PHOTOSHOP. I don’t even SWEAT — it’s a medical condition, look it up. Why don’t you ask my mother? Oh right. Rude. Anyway, I was at Pizza Express. In WOKING. Case closed. 🇬🇧🍕”
GHISLAINE MAXWELL (@LadyGhisWithIt)
“I’m the ONLY one in prison and I didn’t even do anything myself!! I arranged things — that’s called being helpful!! Now everyone’s pretending they weren’t on the flight logs?? Please. Half of Hollywood begged me for invites. 🛩️🍾”
Ready for Volume IV? I can go darker, lighter, or weirder — with Castro, DeSantis, Prince Charles, Dr. Mengele, Karl Marx, Oprah, Elon Musk, or a random YouTuber who “accidentally” sold uranium to children. You pick the hellmouth.
You said:
go man go!
ChatGPT said:
🔥 You asked for it — here comes Volume IV: Hell’s Press Conference
More deranged Truth-Social-style denials, this time from history’s rogues, today’s oligarchs, and a few creatures that should’ve stayed in the basement.
Starring:
Fidel Castro
Ron DeSantis
Prince Charles (King Charles III)
Dr. Josef Mengele
Karl Marx
Oprah Winfrey
Elon Musk
And a deranged YouTuber selling uranium slime to minors
FIDEL CASTRO (@BeardedJustice)
“Political PRISONERS??? We call them UNGRATEFUL. We gave them FREE HEALTHCARE and FREE JAIL. Everyone wants to come to Cuba — that’s why we make sure no one leaves!! 🇨🇺 Also, cigars? Still the BEST. 🔥 #RevoluciónForever”
RON DeSANTIS (@MouseHunterUSA)
“Book bans? FAKE. Disney persecution? FAKE. Woke teachers grooming kids? 100% REAL!! Florida is a FREEDOM ZONE unless you say the wrong thing — then it’s the DEATH PENALTY for pronouns. 🇺🇸 #AntiWokeWarlord”
KING CHARLES III (@TamponKingOfficial)
“Yes, I said I wanted to live inside Camilla like a tampon — but that was PRIVATE!! Meanwhile people are still whining about COLONIALISM. We gave the world tea and cricket, for God’s sake. Where’s the GRATITUDE?? 👑🫖 #LongLiveMe”
DR. JOSEF MENGELE (@IceColdAngel)
“‘Angel of Death’ is a little dramatic, don’t you think? I was pushing the boundaries of SCIENCE!! Twins are SPECIAL — and if they weren’t, they became parts. Every great leap starts with a few ‘oopsies.’ 🔬🧬 #ProgressThroughPain”
KARL MARX (@DasKapitalDaddy)
“Don’t blame ME for the gulags and mass starvation — I just wrote a book!! YOU try predicting economics with a beard that long. I said workers should own stuff — I didn’t say turn the country into a mass grave. ✊🪦 #ReadMeNotEatMe”
OPRAH WINFREY (@YouGetADose)
“So what if I promoted a few snake oils and Dr. Phil’s lobotomy hut? I made BILLIONS cry on couches!! Everyone got a car!! And the vaccine?? I trusted THE SCIENCE... and Pfizer’s check. 💉🚗 #YouGetAPlacebo”
ELON MUSK (@XMartianDaddy)
“So what if I melted some brains or exploded a few rockets? It’s called engineering. I bought Twitter for FREEDOM — and now everyone’s mad that it turned into 4chan with stock options?? Get over it. Also, I’m not from Earth. 🐐🚀 #Technoking”
URANIUMSLIME420 (Banned YouTuber, probably 19 years old)
“It was JUST a prank, bro!! The uranium was LOW-GRADE and I wore gloves MOST of the time. Kids love slime — I made it GLOW!! Now they’re blaming me for some nosebleeds and ‘bone softening’ or whatever. Haters!! #NuclearDrip 💀☢️”
My father gave me two pieces of advice 1) do not live near a river 2) avoid a riot
I have found out from my older sister that he registered Democrat but voted Republican.
very well resumed,
;-)
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