Animal Research
Now I realize I can’t compete with Fauci in terms of scientific rigor and funding, not to mention sadism, but what I lack in evil intent and deep pockets, I more than make up for in creativity. Here you can see my dog, not being eaten alive by sand flies after having his vocal chords cut but rather wearing a harmless static torsion field generator. Will I observe behavioral and or mood changes? Will he suddenly begin speaking Esperanto? Who knows? All that really counts in that I’m not gratuitously torturing him.
The little man who claims to be “the science” would be an interesting study in medical “practice” if someone were to snip his carotid and give him a set of clamps. Is that too cruel a thought on a Sunday morning?