Abortion Barbi

With all the excitement surrounding the presumptive nomination of Kamala Harris for the Democrat Party, demand for the ‘Abortion Barbi’ is at an all-time high.  According to a spokesperson for the line:

‘girls need to feel positive about their bodies, and while mRNA is a fairly reliable form of birth control, no method is perfect.  We need legal abortion in the off chance that Pfizer doesn’t finish the job.   Pre-orders for this Christmas are through the roof.  We aren’t even sure if China can keep up owing to the shortage of child labor, ironically caused by abortion.’